Talk to your Google Analytics in plain English.
You installed Google Analytics. You never open it. datavessel turns your traffic, search, and sales data into a conversation — with real insights, not just numbers.
No credit card. No SQL. No GA4 PhD. Connect with one click.
Traffic is up 18% compared to last week — 14,820 users vs 12,560.
The bump came from organic search. Your post “How to choose a CRM” picked up 1,240 new visitors after ranking #4 for “best small business CRM”.
You have analytics. You never use them.
GA4 was built for analysts, not the people who actually run the business. So most owners install it, ignore it, and run on gut feel.
What GA4 makes you do
Built for analysts, not owners
- ×Six clicks just to find weekly traffic
- ×"Engaged sessions" vs "sessions" vs "active users"?
- ×Explorations, custom reports, and dimension filters
- ×Numbers without context — is 2,400 visits good or bad?
What you actually want
A conversation, not a dashboard
- Just ask: “Is traffic up or down this week?”
- Plain English. We translate the GA4 jargon for you.
- One conversation across GA4, Search Console, and your store
- Real insights — what changed, why, and what to look at next
Ask the questions you actually have.
No metrics glossary required. Type the question your gut wants answered — get a real answer, in your words.
You ask
“Is my traffic up or down this week?”
datavessel replies
Up 18% — 14,820 visitors vs 12,560 last week. The lift came from organic search.
You ask
“Which blog posts brought visitors who actually bought something?”
datavessel replies
"How to choose a CRM" drove 47 purchases this month — your highest converting post by 3×.
You ask
“What search terms is Google sending me — and which are growing?”
datavessel replies
"small business CRM" impressions are up 240% this month. You're ranking #4 — worth a push to top 3.
One click to connect. Done.
Sign in with Google, pick your property, start asking. No SQL, no tracking codes, no developer required.
Google Analytics
Traffic, sources, conversions, audiences
Search Console
Search rankings, queries, impressions, CTR
Shopify
Sales, products, orders, customers
Numbers don't run businesses. Decisions do.
Most analytics tools dump data on you and call it a day. datavessel tells you what changed, why it probably changed, and what to look at next — in language you'd actually use.
Plain-English summaries
Not "users decreased by 12.4% with confidence interval ±3.2." Real sentences: "Traffic dipped Tuesday — likely from the algo update."
Charts where they help
Trends, breakdowns, and comparisons rendered inline — only when a chart actually adds clarity. No dashboard wallpaper.
"What should I do?"
Ask follow-ups. Datavessel keeps the context, suggests what to look at next, and spots changes you would have missed.
Same product, in your Slack channel.
If you and your team live in Slack, just @datavessel in any channel. Same data, same answers — no context switching.
Start free. No surprise AI bills.
Connect your own AI account (Claude, ChatGPT, or Gemini) and pay them directly — at cost, no markup. Set a monthly cap so you're always in control.
Use your own AI account
Already paying for Claude or ChatGPT? Plug in the same key — no second subscription.
No AI markup
We don't resell AI. You pay your provider directly at their regular price.
Spending caps
Set a monthly limit. We email you at 80% and pause at 100%. Sleep easy.
Hobby
For solo owners
$12
/month
Business
For multi-site owners
$39
/month
Read-only access. Encrypted everywhere.
We connect to your analytics with read-only permissions. Your AI keys are encrypted. We're GDPR compliant. Disconnect anytime in one click.
Read-only
We never write or change anything in your accounts.
Encrypted
AES-256 encryption for credentials and AI keys.
GDPR & CCPA
Compliant data handling. EU hosting available.
Cost caps
Set monthly AI spending limits. Auto-pause at 100%.
datavessel isn't for everyone.
We built this for owners who installed analytics and never use them. If that's not you, here's when to skip datavessel.
You're an analyst comfortable with GA4
If exploration reports and dimension filters are your tools of choice, you'll find datavessel limiting. Stay in GA4.
You want to write SQL or build dashboards
We don't have a query builder, no dashboard editor, no custom visualization layer. Look at Looker Studio or Metabase.
You need sub-minute alerting or incident response
Scheduled checks fire on a cron — daily on Hobby, custom frequency on Business — not in seconds. If you're paging on-call from webhooks, use a monitoring tool.
You want a self-serve embedded analytics product
We don't have an embeddable widget, white-label SDK, or per-customer dashboards-as-a-product. We're a tool you use, not one you ship inside your own product.
We'd rather you find the right tool than struggle with the wrong one.
Stop ignoring your analytics.
Connect Google Analytics in two minutes. Ask your first question in plain English. Wonder why you didn't do this years ago.